smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Who put my cat in the fridge?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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