Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
