Plan B is the new Plan A
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize