This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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