I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I want a musical about memes.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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