For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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