hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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