just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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