My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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