Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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