i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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