hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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