chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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