You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
too bad you live with your parents still
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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