just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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