remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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