i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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