More tranny stories later!
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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