Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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