Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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