You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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