Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
FYI - Donβt go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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