well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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