My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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