Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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