Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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