quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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