Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
