This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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