there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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