How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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