I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
