alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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