its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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