Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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