We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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