they need to just BURY HIM!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I need to calm my uterus...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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