Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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