brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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