I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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