last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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