I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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