so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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