What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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