Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
