the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
When are your genitals available?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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