Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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