dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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