I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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