I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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