I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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