boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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