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Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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