for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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