sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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