It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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