I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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