Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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