I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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