At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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